Sandy Alderson has joined the Twitterverse and so far he’s posted a few gems. A few days ago he posted this:

“Prepping for trip. Bought 4 like-new tires at chop shop across from Citi. He threw in free wiper fluid. Better than the Wheeler deal!”
Or this one:

“Getting ready for Spring Training-Driving to FL but haven’t left yet. Big fundraiser tonight for gas money. Also exploring PAC contribution.”
And finally this one:

“Wife was not happy with the gift card. Should’ve bought her a box of chocolates.”